"I am a country boy. Things like off track and askew and achew, confuse me!"

"Serious? Illistration: I got sick on beer and pretzals once. I ve NEVER eaten pretzals since."

"Remember this is a small place. The mayor is the lawyer's wife. The water commissioner and tax/waterbill collecter are related. Sometimes village meetings seem like family reunions."

"Perhaps my only way to achieve a sense of accomplishment is to do things the hard way!"

"...to those that need omens. My omen is if the ground's wet-rain. White-snow (Ride snowmobile!)"

"I'm probably 100% bull___, but it usually works!"

"I've been missing a lot lately, but I've gained more through broadening my range of people to holler at!"

"It's nice to be watched, even if it's watched over. That way I must watch what I write in the heat of the moment!!!!"

"But that's the truth. You can read it in my next book,"Graduating, with honors, from the school of hard knocks". I should be finally entering it into my computer Dec 31, 1999. Should take about three days."

"If I had my druthers, I druther be bald than half haired!"

"My patience for waiting, going nowhere, is like a drop of water in a waterfall! No can do,"

"Sometimes contradiction lends justification to the original. Thus if it lacks substance, I ignore rather than contradict!"

"Got another treat to bring home from work. Some organization had a giant submarine sandwich for their meeting. They had about 18" remaining of vegetarian sandwich, and about nine inch length of turkey sub. When asked if anyone wanted some, to help them get it finished off so that they could clean and go, no one said anything, but I said that I will! (There are 13hundred 52 guitar pickers in Nashville. Together they cut about a million records and nobody buys them,"but I said that I will"!)That was a song that I enjoy so I thought that I would point out the derivation of the kinda different phrase that I used!! Moral of above story: Tonight I have oodles of fresh submarine sandwich, hoagy, hero, or whatever name it goes by in your locality. BTW, this is just a quick post to help me warm up! It finally loaded at a decent speed so I'm less critical!"

"Actually, the fact that I confuse easily and that I'm easily impressed has things going pleasantly. I either haven't the foggiest, or am in awe most of the time. Life is great!"

"Rodney Dangerfield is my soulmate!"

"I'm not attempting to change anyone's inner person when the outer is so superficial- for everyone!"

"Sometimes I never figure out what I was saying. Then; improv!"

"At least my ancesters were busy running shine! The townspeople saw the Lord's Dairy truck, but only a few got the good stuff. Our little house wasn't on the prarie, but it was next to a stream!"

"I have the last post read syndrome even when I have nothing to say-I post!"

"And I didn't deserve to fall on the ice, when I delivered papers, but some things just happen..."

"Sometimes it's indifference, but then I choose to ignore my own beneficial opportunities!"

"Yes, I continue to get older, but I refuse to grow up!"

"Imagination I can control and enjoy in its exuberience!"

"Yep, gotta shoot my mouth off-wheteher the brain is loaded with positive ideas, or not!!"

"I'm still enjoying finding what/who I really want to be!"

"Had to say something, even if it's wrong."