The Wayward Bovine!
Not long ago....in a land not so far away, there lived this cow who had trouble with her inner feelings. Seems as though on the outside she looked like a cow, on the inside she felt like a Pig. She really wasn't attracted to other bulls, and was always noticing the pigs on the other side of the farm. She so wanted to find a way to look and feel like the pigs she so admired from afar.

"But, what would the other cow's think?", she constantly thought to herself. "What would the FARMER think? What would he do for milk?", her mind asked time and time again.

She searched endlessly throughtout the farm and surronding pastures for anyone who could help her achieve her dream. Then, just as it seemed she was destined to live the rest of her life as a cow, she came across the only animal who could make her dream come true......a sheep that lived on the seedy side of the herd.

august98
*VBG* ... well, there is kinda a plot there... when you look at the animals as symbolism that is. *hehehe* See, from your other posts I think we've all figured out who the sheep is...

HeartOfStone
Not Me!
If you are implying the sheep is someone I know well...then I think you are twisting the story out of proportion *S*

august98
Re: Not Me!
*sigh*
And yet another person calling me Twister.
*heavy sigh*
*trudges off sadly shaking her head*

HeartOfStone
Actually......Naked Twister can be fun!! *LOL*

august98
ROTFL!!! Now there you go again, bringing the game into the gutter...

Little Red Haired Girl
Hmmmmmmmm.....great story! Good content! Sheesh! I'm new here and I saw the plot! (Sorry to disagree with HOS on that one):), perfect grammar and spelling. Hmmmm...looks like a keeper to me!:)

AlexisN
Naked Twister? Would you know about this personally HOS? *lol*

AlexisN
^5's to Karen.

Shoshannah
But I wanna know what happens to the COW!!!!! WAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH I hate stories that leave you hanging.
er............was that a wolf in the sheeps clothing?

HeartOfStone
Naked Twister
HEY!! I didn't invent the game!!....and it made ya smile didn't it? *G*

HeartOfStone
Reading Assignment
RHG! You have to read more than these posts...this ONE time I think you should agree with me *S*

HeartOfStone
NT II
Now Alexis.....if I said Bungee Humpin', would you think I personally did that too?? *LMAO*

HeartOfStone
Hangin!
All I know is, this time I didn't take it to the gutter! *S*

AlexisN
Bungee Humpin'. Good lord, just what all goes on in that gutter of yours? *lol*

august98
Needs An Ending...
Okey dokey... I agree with Shosh. I think we need an ending before we can publish the story.... (notice I'm not even going to mention 'hangin' ... *g*)
So, ummmmmm... is there a final chapter, or another chapter on this one Heart? *chuckle*

HeartOfStone
Re: Needs An Ending...
....So the sheep takes the cow into his flock of rogue bandits, teaching her the way's of the Pig. Night and day the cow would oink, practicing the verbage needed to pass as the farm's dirtiest animal. At first, the stares were continuous as the other animals looked in both shock and amazement. As time passed, they merely passed it off as one cow flying the coop. The sheep just meandered about the place with a coy grin....