Unsolved Mysteries *G*

This is going to be a regular feature of our Newsletter, I'm sure. It's all about how sometimes in forums such as ours posts can be misconstrued, and if you're in the "know" and can see it all happen you end up laughing so darn hard. I laughed until I cried about how this all happened regarding the roto-rooter man. (It still cracks me up!!)

You see, it all began with a post by - you guessed it - Heart!

HeartOfStone
(1/15/00 7:50:20 pm)
You mean to tell me there's ANOTHER damn doghouse??? *G* Hiya Zippy

kalima
How come HOS can say damn in here but we cant say @#%$ spaniel? lol
Hi Ya Heart....~s~

HeartOfStone
(1/16/00 1:34:34 am)
You just have to know how to push the limits with these people.....and if you want to talk about caulk, you have to get creative and lower your mind in the gutter once in awhile....sheesh *S*

kalima
(1/16/00 2:34:33 am)
Im waiting to see if august chews your asp for talking about caulks before i comment further...oh...what the heel...can we say yuck fou? lol

ZipDog
(1/16/00 11:35:02 am)
Re: Caulk Talk
YUCK A DUCK!

AlexisN
(1/16/00 12:24:49 pm)
Hey, the boards are showing favoritism. How come HOS can say damn, but I can't tell everybody I have a @#%$ spaniel????

ZipDog
(1/16/00 3:25:40 pm)
O.K., Alex....O.K.!
You've got a DAMN spaniel! O.K.?
(Poor spaniel....what did that li'l critter ever do to you?)
;-)

As you can plainly see, this entire train of thought slid quickly into the gutter and became downright hilarious!! (Well, at least I thought so...) Then in steps Marsh, who has been gone a couple days with household emergencies which I will explain shortly, and he responds to a much earlier post (way, way, way earlier post) from Zippy --- but here's the deal ---- no one knew that was the post he was replying to because all of us had gone way beyond the @#%$ (aka cocker) spaniel incident. ROTFLOL!!! Here's the post Marsh was replying to (waaaaaaay back at page 1 - the 4th post in the thread!):

Marsh's reply - Page 4 the 72nd Post!! (After all the caulk-talk, gutter and sewer references, etc., etc., etc....)

Now, I come back to the forum much later to see the results - and MAN!!! do I ever crack up!!! I laughed so darn hard tears were actually rolling down my cheeks, because, you see... I know the REST of the story. But first --- what had me laughing so hard...

(Now because I happen to know the REST of the story, I just couldn't help tossing in a few comments *hehehe*)

august98
(1/17/00 12:13:06 am)
HOS Creates Support Group
Now you see what you've done Heart? ROTFLOL!! Brian's bringing in the roto router man to clean out your sewer... *hahahaha*

HeartOfStone
(1/17/00 12:32:11 am)
Re: HOS Creates Support Group
Oh great...all I need is for some non-bathing, big ass crack showin dude to be pokin around in my sewer!!! What next? *LOL*

august98
(1/17/00 1:18:44 am)
Re: HOS Creates Support Group
Oh great...all I need is for some non-bathing, big ass crack showin dude to be pokin around in my sewer!!! What next? *LOL*
Heck, that's nothing. Wait until he starts flushing your pipes for you. *hahaha*

AlexisN
(1/17/00 1:02:42 pm)
Re: HOS Creates Support Group
Sheesh. You got me laughing so hard here Karen, I can't hardly type. *lol*

ZipDog
(1/17/00 8:00:21 pm)
Re: HOS Creates Support Group
....all I need is for some non-bathing, big ass crack showin dude to be pokin around in my sewer!!!.......anonymous
boom-chitty-boom-chitty-boom-chitty....
"My name is Bertram...
I am a red-neck....
All my friends....
They call me "BERT" ("Hi, Bert!")"
(Frank Zappa...."200 Motels")
boom-chitty-boom-chitty-boom-chitty....

HeartOfStone
(1/17/00 11:28:01 pm)
OH no!...Not the 'flushin' of the sewer again!!!!

kalima
(1/18/00 4:40:43 pm)
Okay, thx heart...That made things clearer in my mind...~s~

Shoshannah
(1/18/00 7:27:57 pm)
Glad SOMEBODY'S mind is clear *LOL*

HeartOfStone
(1/18/00 9:16:05 pm)
The Fog Is Lifting
Dont' worry Shosh....the weatherman said that the fog should clear out by morning, therefore all should be clear by then *S*

august98
(1/18/00 11:58:39 pm)
Someone's Mind Is Clear
But wait Shosh, once the roto router man flushes HOS pipes out his mind should be pretty clear too. *VBG* ....ummmmm, course I'm just assuming that's where his mind is at? (Ps-s-s-st... Alexis, please don't laugh too hard. I may need your typing support soon... *hehehe*) ....boom, chitty, boom, chitty... *hehe*

blockbuster
(1/19/00 1:30:07 pm)
The Frog, and the Dog
*BB swings into the Doghouse*
Oh man, now this place will never be the same!!! *giggle* Sewers, roto ruters, Heart and in the gutter already, aaaahhhhh feels just like home. *VBG*

Shoshannah
(1/19/00 8:32:55 pm)
Re: Someone's Mind Is Clear
But there is a danger that what mind he has could get flushed along with the nasty stuff...*LOL* Then his mind would be either empty or totally in the sewer.......

Shoshannah
(1/19/00 8:37:08 pm)
{{{{{{And BB, Too}}}}}}}}}
Now the place is REALLY like home!!!!!

Now, here enters Marsh again... ummmm, Page 6 - Post #101!!!

Now, you guys ready to hear the REST of the story and why I couldn't help laughing 'til I cried? Honestly, tears were actually streaming down my cheeks at this point, 'cuz I knew what no one else knew... LOL!!!

You see, one of the main reasons Marsh was away from posting so much those two days was owing to a major sewer problem here at the house. We couldn't flush the toilet or have a shower for almost 5 days!!! He really did need a roto-rooter, and we really did rent one, and yes, both he and I fixed the problem one night and the machine went absolutely nuts on me almost whipping me all over the basement (which was pretty hillarious in itself) --- there's even more to this story, which I'll fill all of you in on about 5 or 6 months from now *VBG* --- but in the meantime, dang I had fun with the roto-rooter guy. You'll find him popping up in quite a few threads. ROTFLOL!!!