Twist & Shout!

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Now I just bet all of you are coming here expecting me to do the twisting, right? *VBG* Well, there's a thread gone wild in the new Lounge that requires absolutely no twisting on my part to turn downright hilarious!! Which thread? I'm talking about Zippy's Doghouse, of course. Maybe Duane's post should have been a warning to us all... LOL!!

august98
(1/12/00 1:44:03 pm)
*chuckle* .....he's sorta like our Santa Clause, huh?

ZipDog
(1/12/00 8:19:50 pm)
Hmmmm....I know one thing. After the holidays, *I* feel "huge!"

As I recall, we left our beloved Lounge Newsletter with some question as to who was the real twister in our midst? There are plenty more candidates than I. Don't believe me? *hehehe* Read on, and see what I mean...

kalima
(1/14/00 2:16:17 am)
uh oh...does that mean im twisted too? Hi zippy!

Miki J
(1/14/00 5:35:27 am)
at least i'm in good company *S*

ZipDog
(1/14/00 9:42:15 am)
TWIST & SHOUT!

meranti
(1/15/00 9:33:44 pm)
Hi there Zip and all,
Do I belong here too?

And now some real twisting begins... and wouldn't you know it? Heart just HAS to be involved somehow. Just watch...

kalima
How come HOS can say damn in here but we cant say @#%$ spaniel? lol
Hi Ya Heart....~s~

HeartOfStone
(1/16/00 1:34:34 am)
You just have to know how to push the limits with these people.....and if you want to talk about caulk, you have to get creative and lower your mind in the gutter once in awhile....sheesh *S*

kalima
(1/16/00 2:34:33 am)
Im waiting to see if august chews your asp for talking about caulks before i comment further...oh...what the heel...can we say yuck fou? lol

Shoshannah
(1/16/00 9:34:31 am)
*shosh uses her hands to cover her virgin ears*

ZipDog
(1/16/00 11:35:02 am)
Re: Caulk Talk
YUCK A DUCK!

AlexisN
(1/16/00 12:24:49 pm)
Hey, the boards are showing favoritism. How come HOS can say damn, but I can't tell everybody I have a @#%$ spaniel????

august98
(1/16/00 12:30:38 pm)
ROTFLOL!! ...I'm not even sure why he gets to say anything he wants but we cant say @#%$ Alexis... I think Heart must have some "pull" with *it* all... *hehehehe*

Now you say I make things twist around so much? Well, who really took this thread off on another tangent, hmmmmm?

HeartOfStone
(1/16/00 7:17:41 pm)
Re: ((((((Zippy!!))))))..
Pssst.....Karen....don't make fun of the guy for being fast...I heard he's working on that problem *G*

ZipDog
(1/16/00 8:00:17 pm)
Re: ((((((Zippy!!))))))..
I have never been "premature challenged" in my life, Stoney...at least, 'til NOW!
Now....mature challenged, yes! (Karen has told me that a hundred times!)
But, never "premature challenged".....
;-)

HeartOfStone
(1/16/00 8:35:39 pm)
Re: ((((((Zippy!!))))))..
It's ok Zip!!Shall we start a Mature Challenged Support Group??
Hi, my name is Stoney, and I am Mature Challenged!
(group reply): HI! Stoney!

Ok, now if you enjoyed THIS story, you'll have to read "Unsolved Mysteries - The Roto-Rooter Man" ...*hehehe*... 'cuz, maybe (just maybe mind you) I'm guilty of just a wee bit o' twistin' myself... See 'ya next Twister!